Purim Shpiel: The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!
NATIONAL AFFAIRS: Viral videos of haredi anti-draft chants have reignited Israel’s conscription debate, sparking public outrage and political backlash.
The agreement must be approved in the Likud Secretariat and the similar body in United Right within seven days, and must be approved in the Likud Central Committee within 90 days.
The voting is scheduled to resume on Monday.
The footage of Thornberry, an MP for Islington South, Finsbury, and De Beauvoir, was published on Tuesday without her consent, an act which she called "unacceptable."
The exact number of reservations, 71,023, which can be construed October 7, 2023, is intended "to illustrate the absurdity of promoting controversial legislation during a war."
Legal advisors, members of the opposition, and NGOs argued that this would effectively prevent any criminal investigation into MKs.
Knesset members said the WHO is antisemitic, but Israel's Medical Association warned the WHO is crucial for pandemics, research, and medical standards.
Israeli High Court rules landlords can't claim war compensation for evacuated tenants, while Knesset relaxes corporate reorganization tax rules to benefit high-tech M&A deals.
Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich described the emigration of Gazans as a historic move that could eventually lead to the end of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
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